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Don’t Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

Don’t Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

Another collection of wise and wacky words of advice from the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons, including such gems of wisdom as:

  • You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
  • Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
  • And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!

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