Gross fact of the day

Dead red blood cells and bile from the gall bladder give poo its brown colour

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A. Mitchell Symons of course!

Two Blue Peter Badges!

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Mitchell is now wearing not one, but TWO Blue Peter badges proudly at all times after winning Best Book With Facts for ‘Do Igloos Have Loos?’ at the 2011 Blue Peter Book Awards! Mitchell also won the 2010 Award for ‘Why Eating Bogeys is Good for You’.



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Don't Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog

Another collection of wise and wacky words of advice from the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons! Learn why you can't trust a dog to watch your food or you can buy shampoo when real poo is free…
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